Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Helen Schwenken's Overstimulated German Pussy @ Board of Examiners' Meeting, Uni Kassel

 

Heading the department of sexual harassment at Universität Kassel’s (Germany) Nazi Hun-Run programs — Helen Schwenken is an incompetent Nazi whore. Regardless of the kind of question you ask her, or problem you give her to resolve, her response is that she’d discuss it at the next Board meeting, whatever that means.

 

Now global media is continuously talking about Helen’s Cunt, just because she’s a Nazi.

 

Helen Schwenken should take this matter to the board. At the next board meeting, she should discuss her German barbarian pussy on fire, thanks to the incompetent position of rape-attempter Prof. Dr. Christoph Scherrer whose mid-life crisis including sexual malfunction she just cannot control.

 
These are all dysfunctional people, the Nazis ought to be living among the Talibans.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

A gdzie skarpetki?

Niemieckiemu zespołowi Rammstein, znanemu głównie ze ścieżki dźwiękowej filmu Lyncha oraz z tego, że od 15 lat kręci nowe, fajne teledyski do tej samej, nieco mniej fajnej piosenki, najwyraźniej zabrakło weny. Poszli więc po najmniejszej linii oporu i walnęli pornosa ze sobą w roli głównej (nie lękajcie się, dziewczyny też są), ale niestety, wbrew narodowej tradycji, bez skarpetek. Znowu się udało, znowu wszyscy o nich mówią. Marketing wirusowy to dzisiaj potęga, więc choć tego klipu żadna telewizja nie puści i nawet na YouTube go nie znajdziecie, na pewno wszyscy, którzy chcieli, już go zobaczyli. Ja też widziałem, mimo że Rammstein mnie niemal zupełnie nie interesuje. Ale kiedy dostałem od ich wydawcy komunikat w stylu „Nie mamy z tym nic wspólnego, nie oglądajcie, odcinamy się”, oczywiście natychmiast kliknąłem. Cóż, jestem tylko słabym człowiekiem

Wszystkich fanów wurstmetalu, którzy martwią się, że to już koniec, że tego niezwykle wyrafinowanego dowcipu Rammstein nie będzie w stanie przebić, chciałbym pocieszyć. Przecież to nie koniec przygód, ale ich początek. Oto przed Niemcami otworem stanęły wrota do niewyczerpanego skarbca seksualnych dziwactw i dewiacji, tylko wziąć kamerę i kręcić. Wesołe chłopaki z Rammstein w krainie zoofilii, pedofilii albo nekrofilii – ubaw może być po pachy. Mogą też przejść w teledysku operację zmiany płci, w kolejnym zjeść własne kupy, a potem kupy kolegów i znajomych. Publiczność będzie zachwycona tą nieoczekiwaną zmianą ról, sama przecież nie od dzisiaj grzecznie łyka każdą kupę, którą Rammstein podsunie.

Ja z kolei boję się, jak na “Pussy” odpowie Maria Awaria. Tak się przecież starała, a wyszła na harcerkę

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Byte. PĂREREA MEA. Noul clip Rammstein.

Single-ul se numeşte Pussy şi se găseşte (în Europa de Vest) în format Digipack, alături de încă o piesă, Rammlied. Cu titluri de genul Pussy şi Ramm- (adică, a lovi adânc), vă puteţi da seama cam spre ce se tinde “în poveste”.

După o absenţă de 4 ani din studio, primul single este lansat în 18 septembrie … iar videoclipul (regizat de Jonas Åkerlund) cred că poate fi vizionat doar pe net AICI (www.visit-x.net/rammstein).

Părerea mea este că Rammstein nu aduce nimic nou din punct de vedere muzical. Lipsa de creativitate muzicală este însă compensată de acest videoclip, care poate, la fel de bine, să fie încărcată în YouPorn.com.

Trăim vremuri de criză pe toate planurile (economic, cultural, muzical) … sexul se vinde însă de la începutul civilizaţiei umane … şi se pare că nici în 2009 nu intrăm în criză cu asta.

Noul album Rammstein va fi lansat luna viitoare.

Noul videoclip Rammstein este interzis minorilor!

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Friday, September 18, 2009

Rammstein "Pussy"(Single) 2009

18 сентября 2009 года состоялся релиз сингла “Pussy” небезызвестной немчуры Rammstein.

Начало осени и одна из самых крутейших команд делает такой подарок, после 4 лет молчания. Впрочем, для Rammstein это нормально. Исключением был только перерыв в 1 год между альбомами Reise, Reise и Rosenrot, 2004 и 2005 соответственно. Сингл включил в себя два трека: Pussy и Rammleid. Оба трека забористые, весёлые и всё в том же неизменном стиле. Последний факт слегка огорчает, ведь после стольких лет  хотелось услышать что-нибудь более интересное и оригинальное. Трек “Pussy” озадачил. Всем участникам группы уже далеко за 40, поэтому я ждал чего-нибудь более серьёзного и “эпического”, каких нибудь баллад что-ли. А они наоборот беснуются как подростки, помешанные на сексе и снимают клип, который никакая цензура ни в одной стране мира не пропустит на центральные каналы. Чтож, это может значить только возрастающую значимость интернета. Второй трек “Rammlied” – абсолютно раммштайновский, опять же ничего нового, ничем не запоминается и  не цепляет.

Релиз грядущего альбома под названием “Liebe ist fur alle da” состоится 16 октября. Жду с нетерпением, надеясь на то, что старички чем-нибудь удивят и порадуют.



Friday, September 11, 2009

I want you to fuck me into submission.

Hi there guys and gals, I wanted to let you in on a personal secret of mine.I like it rough…really rough!Cuff me and pull my hair,slap me around and slam my throat!Participate in my polls and comment me and I’ll get back to you.Tell me about your sexual desires and what you want to do to me,or what you want me to do to you.I’ll taste ya later sweets. muah! XOXOXO click on the gravatar on the right to access my full page.

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Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Ma version de la pub Orange Internet

Entre les spots Jeunes Illimités d’Universal Mobile et ceux de Numericable, la publicité française va mal en ce moment, même si certains spots sortent un peu du lot (en même temps c’est pas difficile).

Et si je trouve le spot Carrefour bien foutu (j’aime beaucoup la phrase sur profiter de la technologie avant qu’elle soit dépassée), c’est incontestablement la pub Orange Internet qui marque les écrans depuis ce weekend. Même si elle reprend un concept ultra grillé (le double sens des mots), qu’elle apporte rien de nouveau et que la chute est naze, elle se détache de la merde ambiante qu’on nous sert entre deux épisodes de Lost (sur Tf1 pour les retardataires comme moi).

Alors plutôt que de critiquer gratuitement (chose que j’adore soit dit en passant), j’ai décidé de faire ma propre version de cette campagne. Eventuellement NSFR par moments, forcément. Mais n’ayez pas peur, cliquez quand même pour

Champ de tulipes.

Champ de tulipes.

Végétation décorée.

Végétation décorée.

Miaou.

Miaou.

Statue.

Statue.

Gros toys.

Gros toys.

Scène mortelle pour des jeunes.

Scène mortelle pour des jeunes.

Enorme.

Enorme.

Trophée.

Trophée.

Jaune.

Jaune.

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Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Welcome Celeste to the Bukkake

Celeste loves being a pass around slut, she is always ready for some cock. Tonight Celeste is getting tag teamed by Dirty D and his boys. Dirty D and the guys quickly get Celeste naked squeezing her perky tits and touching her shaved pussy. Celeste drops to her knees and goes right to sucking and stroking three cocks at once! After all the guys have a turn fucking her hot mouth, they move Celeste to the bed and hit that shaved pussy. Dirty D and his boys all take their turns tagging Celeste’s wet pussy then they shoot their cum loads on her face!

[Via http://tampabukkake.wordpress.com]

Monday, September 7, 2009

Big Butts And Anal

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Big Butts And anal

Kelly is a successful aggressive sex novelist. She is in the middle of her new book typing away on her laptop when she starts to get writers block. She tries to visualize what will happen next in her novel but keeps getting distracted. That is until her neighbor Scott stops by to drop off some mail that was accidentally delivered to his house. Kelly uses this opportunity to act out what would happen next in her novel and it gets intense!  Watch more! www.pic1or2.wordpress.com

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Sunday, September 6, 2009

Nasty Big Butt Asians. You Have To See!

Nasty Big Butt Asians. You Have To See!

Darren was hanging out playing the drums, when Kya came by for some lessons. She was looking sexy in that mini skirt. The drum lessons did not last long because she was not dressed appropriately with a skirt and heels. So, she decided to just undress and requested for him to whip his cock out for her to suck it. She took off her top and revealed her big delicious tits. She did not want drum lessons at all. She just wanted to deep throat his cock and get her pussy banged. Click here to see it all!

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Saturday, September 5, 2009

Hairy German Savage Pussy: Helen Schwenken, University of Kassel, Germany

 

This is the story of a hairy German pussy by the name of Helen Schwenken. She works at nameless so-called academic institutions run by the Nazis in Germany, and her academic interests include women, immigration, emotional labor, human rights, and all that crap. She’s heading the sexual harassment department at University of Kassel’s Nazi Hun-run programs, including MA Global Political Economy (GPE).

The only problem is that when she’s informed that Prof. Dr. Christoph Scherrer’s trying to rape women there, she treats it as a joke.

Which means this is an entirely fake scholar. This is a useless bathroom sweeper of a Nazi bitch pretending to be a scholar.

Another dullard from University of Kassel said that Prof. Dr. Christoph Scherrer writes on things that cannot possibly connect with the revelation that he tries to rape students at the university.

Well, that’s because Nazis make fake scholars. They have fake degrees that they bought with either money or their smelly Nazi genitalia.

 

 

From another website:

 

All students and the entire staff at the University of Kassel’s (Germany) dullard programs run by Prof. Dr. Christoph Scherrer are involved in Nazi rape attempts at this 3rd class so-called university. But if we had to name people who might have played the most important role trying to help ugly Prof. Dr. Christoph Scherrer get away with Nazi rape attempts — let’s just name one of them, a student-teacher of International Economics by the name of Thomas Dürmeier. He’s an ugly Nazi creep whose arse Prof. Dr. Christoph Scherrer regularly takes.

Some of the women Prof. Dr. Christoph Scherrer tried to rape were trying to ask him to stop his miserable behavior. Each time they visited his office in fear he’d try to rape them again, Prof. Dr. Christoph Scherrer either tried to rape them or called dullard Thomas Dürmeier to back up his crimes.

Of course, Nazis don’t have minds of their own. Ugly Thomas Dürmeier was just another piece of shit pretending to be a teacher.

Other idiots among teachers that were informed and behaved totally stupidly included Dan Hawkins, student teacher; and Dr. Helen Schwenken (probably some fat schwein of a German woman with large boobs and no milk).

But, again, EVERYBODY was informed. And they all proved to be Nazis.

[Via http://antinazi100percent.wordpress.com]