Married Aunty forced by in law brother Part 3

Nilanjana : water.

Vicky : (turning to her) Rohit, water..

Rohit takes a glass and drinks..

Vicky takes the glass and rather than drinking it pours the water right onto her saree.. on her chest.. water splashing just where her clevage would be.. Nilanjana closed her eyes as the chill ran down her body in utter shame… a tear or two dropped along her cheeks raising his hands up and up as the stream of water splashes with more and more force on her womanly mammaries. once glass is empty, Nilanjana’s saree is clinging to her breasts and showing off the black blouse as if saree was transparently not there..

Vicky : ohh sorry bhabhi.. i dropped water.. let me clean it up..(as Vicky pretended to pull out a hankerchief from his pocket).

Nilanjana : (turning away to avoid Vicky touching her) go to hell..

Vicky frowns and keeps back his hankerchief..

Nilanjana heaves a sigh of relief though she does not show it. She still acts to be irritated but forced lady and pretending that Vicky’s tricks cannot prick into her mind.

Vicky : so bhabhi, we begin in your bedroom..

Nilanjana looks up bt remains silent.. she was expecting it. Her bedroom was just an addition.

Vicky : can you take us to your bedroom?

Nilanjana looks at him.. her saree was still clinging to her body.. and she had not bothered to move it away.

she turned and walked to her bedroom. not bothering the two men following her..

as they enter the bedroom.. she switches on the lights..

Vicky : bhabhi, so clean, seems no one slept in here since ages..

Nilanjana ignores his comments.. Vicky goes and switches on the AC.

Vicky : so when was the last time you slept with brother here?

Nilanjana (shot back) : this is none of your..

Vicky : anything i ask is my business, you get me??

Nilanjana looked at Vicky in defeated hatred, but still fill of pride that she was fighting despite being prisoner of lost war.

Vicky : now, when was the last time you made out with brother in this bed?

Nilanjana was stunned at the deeper, more aimed question.

she mumbled something..

Vicky : i did not hear anything, you know what happens when i dont get what I want..dont you? being good and specific would be better for you..

Nilanjana : day before yesterday..

Vicky : crazy guys.. you go about it even in days..

Nilanjana looked up at Vicky.. she did not want to argue or take it more over.. she just wanted it to finish..

Vicky : is brother able to satisfy you bhabhi with his small…?

Nilanjana : SHUT UP, he is your elder brother..

Vicky : ohh bhabhi, ok.. i will be more direct.. so many years, why have you not been able to bear a child??

Nilanjana (shooting back) : this is none of your..(broken by Vicky)

Vicky : ahahh.. my business.. I got my answer bhabhi.. probably you should take him to a good doctor..

Nilanjana: what?? shut up..

Vicky : i can understand bhabhi, now you will not have to worry.. you will be mother to your own nephew..he he..

Nilanjana had no option but to look down on the inevitable and amazingly direct threat.. inevitable till she does not act or there is some help coming from her fate..

Vicky : bhabhi, where is ur makeup kit..

Nilanjana : why?

Vicky : you look horrible after all those tears running down your cheeks.

Nilanjana : i will freshen up and come..

Vicky : wait bhabhi, take this.. Rohit!!!

Rohit pulls out a cheap looking makup kit from the bag.. it seemed used heavily and repeatedly .. and roughly.. also added couple of real bright shaded golden and deep red lipsticks.

Nilanjana surprisingly looks at the extensivity of the preparedness these two men had come with.. they seemed regular at their jobs.

Vicky : bhabhi, to help you we got these.. opening the deep bright red shade lipstick..

Nilanjana : what?? I am NOT going to apply this..

Vicky : dont worry, I will apply that myself on you..

Nilanjana looked at Vicky. For the first time, her eyes were pleading him. She looked on as Rohit emptied the cheap but extensive makeup kit on the table. She could identify the makeup base, roos, lipsticks, kajal brushes and various shades of eye liners.

From a free lady till few minutes ago, Nilanjana was now reduced to a slut. So much so, right now she was wondering what was in store for her. Vicky had hand on her most sensitive nerve and could wreck her whole life without injuring her. He had turned her into a slut without even stripping a single cloth off her body. And now here she was, standing in front of her brother in law, whom she had publically accused of making sexual advances on her, in her own bedroom, waiting for him to apply makeup on her.

Vicky : Sit here bhabhi. (pointing to the stool).

Nilanjana : please Vicky.

Vicky : hurry up bhabhi, we dont have all day to do this..

Nilanjana reluctanly lowered herself on the stool in front of the mirror. She daily used this stool and mirror while applying her daily makeup, but today the mirror would witness something else. But there was something else she could see in the mirror. Rohit was setting up the video camera. Startled she turned around. Vicky realized that she had seen it and smiled in his mind. What Nilanjana did not realize is that the camera was on and whatever she was going to say now was also getting recorded.

Nilanjana : no please, dont take the camera. I am doing anything that you want. But not the camera please..

Vicky : bhabhi, we agreed to do the blue film..

Nilanjana : but no recording of events Vicky.

Vicky : then what is a blue film?

Nilanjana : I will do everything you ask for..

Vicky : now, now, I am surprised when you say you will object to recording when we make a blue film.. I dont know what else you will object to… I want to understand what you mean by everything..

Nilanjana : I will do everything, everything, you ask for .. just no camera please..

Vicky : can you detail out, everything, please..

Nilanjana : everything means… huh.. it means. everything..

Vicky : no no.. please detail so that we are on the same page..

Nilanjana : (feeling bit uncomfortable to detail everything.)

Vicky : you are not keeping your promise bhabhi.. how can i trust you will do somethings, which you dont even want to say.. Maybe i should call..

Nilanjana : no no.. i will… stammering… i will strip in front of both of u..

Vicky : and??

Nilanjana : and?? …. and i will .. dance for you..

Vicky : (smiling on her) dance naked??

Nilanjana : yes..

Vicky : and??

Nilanjana : and?? …and…. and sleep with both of you..

Vicky : in your own bedroom??

Nilanjana : yes..

Vicky : in your own bed??

Nilanjana : (getting bit irritated) yes..

Vicky : will you kiss me in your bed too..

Nilanjana : yes..

Vicky : where?

Nilanjana : on your lips..

Vicky : i also want it on my pole..

Nilanjana : ok.. i will..

Vicky : what you will..

Nilanjana : i will kiss you.. there..

Vicky : where??

Nilanjana : (now visibly irritated) i will kiss you on your pole..

Vicky : will you remember your husband??

Nilanjana : no.

Vicky : what if your husband comes to know of it..

Nilanjana : (suddenly irritation replaced by pleading in her voice) no no.. please dont let him know this.. i will do everything.. please dont let..

Vicky : will the pole meet the hole??

Nilanjana : (not answering)…

Vicky : will the pole meet the hole??

Vicky seemed to be enjoy bargaining with Nilanjana on the receiving end.. she had no option but to concede everything he asked for..

Nilanjana : yes..

Vicky was enjoying making her say things she would never have said.. and above all this was all getting recorded..

Nilanjana : (her eyes begging for this to be completed) damn yes.. .. pole will get the ho….

Vicky : hmmm.

Nilanjana : please but no recording please..

Vicky : but after all we recorded everything till now..

Nilanjana : (confused) what?

Vicky : yeah Rohit show her..

Rohit rewinds the tape and shows Nilanjana the recordings of her leaning on Vicky as he helps her wear those high heeled bright red slutty sandals.. she was surprised..

the recording further moves to seconds back. when she was detailing those ‘everything’ tasks that she was planning to do for them.. in her own bed.. behind her husband.. she was pleading them not to tell her husband.. the camera had very less volume on playback, but her words were banging in her head.

Vicky : bhabhi, this recording is enough for us to prove worth of your values..

Nilanjana : (seemingly angry) damn you.. recording secretly.. who will beleive you..

Vicky : nothing in this recording which shows u being forced.. you seemed to be acting like a real slut..

Nilanjana : destroy this recording or..

Vicky : or.??

Nilanjana remained silent.. nothing she could do or say.. she was helpless and had stepped into a deeper mess..

Vicky : (his voice declaring and announcing) NOW THIS TAPE WILL TAKE EVERYTHING THAT COMES NOW.. (MasalaMan, 2009)

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What i did to my mom Part 1

I have touched my mom’s pussy 2-3 times while she is sleeping. We both sleep together. My dad is no more. Passed away long back. Touching her boobs over her blouse, squeezing it gently is common. Usually i try to pull her saree above her thighs and feel the heat of her thighs. Awesome feel Most of the times she doesnt wear panty after she comes home from work. I can see her panty lying in the bathroom. Wanted to insert finger in her pussy but got scared thinking she would wakeup. Just touched the pussy lips and tried to part them. But have opened her 2-3 blouse hooks many times and have touched her nipples some times.

When i was in my high school, in summer she used to sleep only with a petticoat and bra. Still remember when i first inserted my hands inside her saree and tried to feel her thighs also the way i first tried to unhook her blouse hooks and insert my shaking hands inside them and felt the nipples..

Also when i was in my school days i have seen her changing dress in front of me.

Most of the times she used come naked from bath room and get dressed in room. As it was a single bed room home, many times i used to be in room and she used to get dressed in front of me. I can still remember very well, she always had a cleanly shaven pussy!!!! But now only while sleeping i touch her and shag myself.

My mom took me to one of the aayurvedic hospitals in bangalore as i was suffering from Jaundice. After coming out from hospital we met one of the friends of my father. He was close to our family, so i did not think much at that time. I was around 12 at that time. They booked a room in hotel, ordered food. I was just roaming in and out of balcony.

I came in from blacony and was shocked to see my mom lying on the bed, with her saree pallu pulled sidewards and uncle’s hand was on her waist. Then somehow i made them to get up. They tired to push me to sleep, but i did not sleep.

Probably they came to know that i will not sleep. They told lets move in a short while, and my mom went to bathroom. I was surprised to see that she did not close the door and she lifted her saree and petticoat above her thighs pulled her panty down and sat to pee. Immediately uncle went in and closed the door. I could not hear anything as water from tap was let to flow very fast. I tried to peep into the bathroom from the window which was towards the balcony. but could not see anything.. After a while they both came out..

Today she had worn a black bra and a maroon colored panty.

After coming from office, she had removed both of hem.

Which means she is not wearing Bra and Panty!!!!

Also the light blue blouse which she is wearing today is very thin!!!!

Hope i will be having some fun which i can share with you guys next time!!!!

It used to happen when i was around 16.

I started mastrubating when i was in 10th.(May be bit late..

At that time we were in our old house. In which there was a apassage adjacent to the toilet room.

Most of the times my mom used to piss in that passage.

The toilet room’s door was not completely touching the floor, so there was a gap(around 1 inch) between the door and the floor.

If we peep through the toilet, we could easily see the passage.

As soon as mom used to come home from office(i would run to the toilet!!!!), she would come to the passage, lift her saree, pull down her panty completely and remove it and put it in the tub of washing clothes

and then sit down to pee….

usually as soon as she used to take some water in the jug and put it on her pussy and then pee and then again clean it with some water and leave the place.

While she didi all these things, i used to bend down completely, almost lying on the floor, peep through the opening.

It was a great sight to see her milky white fleshy thighs, butts and her cleanly shaved pussy!!!! (eXbii, 2009)

 

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Vera Vision Sneak Peek--Hot for Teacher, Pt. 3

 

Chris had a feeling Haley was a freak. It was always the quiet ones that people should be the most cautious about and he knew between all of the other teachers, she was hiding something. Maybe she was into BDSM? Maybe she was into role-playing? Maybe she was just a freak of the week. Underneath her cardigans and long skirts was a barely-there thong and freak mistress ready to play. And Chris was equally willing to be a partner.

As he watched her from the floor, Chris smiled. Her pussy was so cute and was eager to get licked and fucked again. With previous girlfriends, Chris dabbled in eating pussy but never did it long enough to give a girl an orgasm. Now he had the chance to blow Haley’s fucking mind and he was getting hard again just thinking about it. The 17-year-old was about to turn her out something fierce.

 

Los sueños de Gaga

Ok, despues de la euforia que causara Lady Gaga con su nuevo video es justo decir que en el no solo vimos una gran direccion, moda, luces o modelos, tambien sirvio para ver cumplirle sus fantasias a Tranny Gaga, no tengo nada en contra de ella, pero no podemos negar que en dicho video se ve mejor que en la vida real, cirugia o una edicion (con ayuda del photoshop y otros trucos) me dan la razon, tanto la arreglaron digitalmente que en una de las escenas parace Amy Winehouse, y eso no nada agradable, ustedes tienen la ultima opinion.

click en las pics para agrandar

Vera Vision—May I Take Your Order? Pt. 2

*Dedicated to my girl, Haley…this is for you, baby…*

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Stephanie loved the Peppermint Mocha Frappuccino. Whenever it was the holiday season, she was always excited about that particular Frappunccino. The beautiful combination of mint, coffee, and chocolate was just to die for. Never did Stephanie think she would actually be using the Frappunccino to suck someone off. There was definitely a first for everything.

Cedric was bigger than Stephanie imagined. Truth to be told, she didn’t know what size he could’ve been as long as he wasn’t small. She definitely got her wish when he pulled out and revealed a thick 9-inch cock. The biggest she’s ever had was a little over 7 inches and she thought that was pretty big. Now Stephanie’s only concern was that Cedric wasn’t going to rip her apart. “I’ll be gentle,” he reassured her as if he was read her mind.

Cedric hoisted Stephanie on top of the counter and spread her legs. He reached up and pulled down her panties. He bent over and admired the beautiful snatch Stephanie had. It was lightly covered in brown hair and was very trimmed. Her snatch looked mouth-watering tight and Cedric couldn’t wait to sample it. He spread her lips apart with a free hand and lightly licked her. Stephanie squirmed a bit on the counter but Cedric kept her legs steady. He then gradually increasing his soft licking to rapid-fire tongue movement as Stephanie tried to steady herself on the counter. There was no doubt he was just as horny as she was.

He stopped licking her momentarily, long enough to put the condom on. He then put his hard shaft inside Stephanie’s hot core and moved slowly inside her. He reached up and squeezed one of her tits as he began to move faster inside her. The hot light from the overhead lamp was beaming down on the lovers, making them extra hot and a bit sweaty as their bodies pressed together. Cedric then lifted Stephanie up and carried her over by the espresso bar. He began fucking her against the machines as he held her. Stephanie wrapped her legs tightly around his waist and held on as she enjoyed the immense pleasure he was giving her. She didn’t realize how long it’s been since she’s had a good fucking and Cedric was just the man to give it to her.

After a few minutes, the pair switched positions. Cedric laid across a nearby couch and Stephanie climbed on top of him. She rolled her body back and forth on his cock. Cedric once again reached up and gently twisted Stephanie’s nipples, making Stephanie scream out in pleasure. She began rocking faster on his cock and Cedric taunted her to cum all over his dick. He smacked her ass hard a few times and dared Stephanie to fuck him harder. Within seconds, Stephanie came all over Cedric’s cock and collapsed on top of him.

But Stephanie wasn’t done yet, not by a long shot. She grabbed one of the bottled Frappunccinos from the open refrigerator and opened it. She then poured the cold drink over Cedric’s cock and began sucking him off. The intensity of the cold beverage combined with Stephanie’s hot mouth was more than what Cedric could handle and he exploded in her mouth soon afterwards. His eyes rolled in the back of his head and he felt dizzy by the explosion. He collected himself after a short while and kissed his new lover. Both had an incredible sexual experience that wouldn’t be soon forgotten.

“So I take it I’ll see you in here more often?” He smiled.

Sexy Miniskirt wearing Brazillian Student Expelled over Inappropriate Dress...what gives Brazil?

Brazil has become famous worldwide for everything that is sexy.The country has given us the thong bikinis,thong underwear, and the Brazilian wax.

They are a passionate people who are the number one consumers of plastic surgery,which says to me that looks are valued in this culture, as they are in many.

I like the Brazilian people in my life, and I always look forward to traveling there.

I like Samba dancing , and capoeira dance/fighting.

The people are beautiful,  and very warm and friendly.

That is why this report about a young lady, Geisy Arruda, being expelled from her college campus for what some are reporting as a provocative, innapropritley short micro-miniskirt, that she chose to wear to a class recently.

She was heckled by hundreds of fellow students when she wore a short, pink dress to class,compounded by the university taking the unusual step of taking out newspaper ads Sunday to publicly accuse her of immorality.

This is as bad as corny Morehouse college passing a sweeping homophobic dress policy to oppress the student’s ability to be different from one another,thus programming them for failure in the larger society.

How a sexy little dress worn by a good student could cause such a stir in this sexually liberal country is beyond me. I would think that it would be welcome on a college campus, as my own college allowed total nudity if a student chose to present themselves in that manner.

If no one makes a stink about it, then I do not see the harm.

This from a report on MSNBC…Bandeirante University published advertisements accusing Arruda of attending class with “inadequate clothing” and having a provocative attitude that was “incompatible with the university environment.”

Arruda made headlines last month when she had to be escorted away by police after she tried to go to class wearing the mini-dress. She put on a professor’s white coat and left amid a hail of insults and curses.

Video of the Oct. 22 incident was posted on YouTube and picked up by Brazilian networks. Arruda has since appeared frequently on TV, saying she is struggling to return to normal life after being humiliated, so this action by her this week on the campus, is obviously her attempt at changing the policy at her campus.

It is designed to be a protest for her cause.

The university claims to have an “Educational Responsibility,” in sees it as their role to police the clothing of students.

They claim to have decided on the expulsion after interviewing her fellow students on the campus.

The accused her of posing for pictures that are provocative, and lowering the moral standards of the university.

I find policies that govern dressing for students to be more of a distraction than helpful. The students in college are adults, and if the clothing does not violate the law governing public decency, or in this case indecency, then I think they should choose another battle.

I think the larger issue is why men are so out of control when we see a provocatively dressed young woman.Some men loose all sense of good manners when confronted by a mini-skirt, or at the sight of a human nipple.

I think if we had more provocative dressing in our society, then it would lose its distinction of being provocative.

As it stands now, I can only view this action against Arruda in a country that has made its reputation out of being a fun and sexy place to visit, as pure hypocrisy,plain and simple.

Arruda said she learned of her expulsion through the news media and had not received official notification.

Let’s hope that those in control of this situation reverse this action, and come to a compromise with all parties involved.

I am certain there are more pressing issues to attend to, other than policing how a young woman decides to dress to a class that she has paid to attend, as long as she is not in violation of the student code of conduct that is spelled out in the student handbook at most colleges and universities.

We all should resist championing policies that are favored by the Taliban.

Here is the You tube clip of the harassing of Geisy Arruda on her college campus, all over a mini-skirt….Get a life…

Click on these links for further information regarding this case….

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gWYXyUj7NHnnHQM_iOUoe-EXYCmwD9BRHFD80

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33771623?GT1=43001

http://www.reuters.com/article/lifestyleMolt/idUSTRE5A71TB20091108

Zensursulas Liebe ist nicht für alle da: Rammstein Platte kommt auf Index

Je nachdem wie weit man den Begriff Fan fasst, bin ich Rammstein-Fan. Ich habe alle Studioalben der Band und höre diese sehr gerne. Gestern Abend hat mich eine Meldung daher sehr geschockt: Die neue Rammstein-Platte „Liebe ist für alle da“ wird indiziert. Das melden unter anderen laut.de und Welt-Online. Die Konsequenzen aus der Indizierung: Kein Verkauf mehr an Minderjährige, Verkauf generell nur „unter der Ladentheke“ und keine öffentliche Werbung mehr. Der Antrag, den die Bundesprüfstelle für jugendgefährdende Medien bestätigte, kam angeblich von Familienministerin Ursula von der Leyen oder zumindest aus ihrem Ministerium, was den Spitznamen „Zensursula“ weiteren Aufwind geben dürfte.

Was am Album konkret ausgesetzt wird, ließen Rammstein auf Facebook verkünden. Dort hieß es am Donnerstag um kurz nach 22 Uhr:

Urteilsspruch: Das neue Rammstein Album ist auf Antrag des durch die Ministerin von der Leyen geführten Bundesministeriums indiziert worden und wird zukünftig lediglich unter der Ladentheke zu haben sein. Volljährige sollten ihren Ausweis nicht vergessen und dann beim Händler ihres Vertrauens nachfragen

Wenig später folgten weitere Informationen:

indiziert wurden “ich tue dir weh” sowie das Foto des Artworks, das Richard mit der auf seinem Knie liegenden Frau darstellt. Begründet wurde es damit, dass dies eine jugendgefährdende Darstellungen von S/M- Praktiken sei. Zudem wurden weitere Aspekte besprochen, z.B. wurde durch Mitglieder des Prüfungsgremium die Meinung vertreten, dass R+ durch den Titel „Pussy“ zu ungeschütztem GV in Zeiten von Aids animieren würde

Dank meines Studiums habe ich mit Medienrecht zu tun. Und so weiß ich, dass im Artikel 5, Absatz 3 unter anderen die Kunstfreiheit enthalten ist. Diese ist, entgegen zum Beispiel der Meinungsfreiheit ein schrankenloses Recht. Es darf somit nur eingeschränkt werden, wenn ein anderes Grundrecht verletzt wird. In diesem Falle werden wohl die Menschenwürde (Artikel 1) sowie das Recht der freien Persönlichkeitsentfaltung (Artikel 2) herangezogen, die den Jugendschutz begründen. Doch selbst dann muss eine Güterabwägung stattfinden, was bedeutet, dass die Verletzung deutlich sein muss. Ist sie das? Ich finde nein.

Das kritisierte Bild ist in meinen Augen recht harmlos. Es wird angedeutet, dass der entblößten Frau auf den Hintern geschlagen wird. Das ist sicherlich nicht die feine Schule, aber es gibt in unserer „Sex-sells-Kultur“ bei weitem schlimmeres. Der Liedtext zu „Ich tue dir weh“ ist so überzogen, dass ihn keiner ernsthaft als Aufruf zu S/M-Praktiken verstehen kann. Darauf weist auch Bandmitglied Christian „Flake“ Lorenz im Interview mit der BamS hin. Er sagt:

„Für wie dumm halten diese Leute eigentlich unsere Fans? Oder meinen sie im Ernst, irgendjemand sieht das als Aufruf, in den Baumarkt zu gehen, eine Rolle Stacheldraht zu kaufen und einer Frau durch den Harnkanal zu ziehen?“

In meinen Augen der größte Witz ist die Prüfungsgremiums-Kritik am Text von „Pussy“. Hätte man kritisiert, dass hier zu viel von Sex die Rede ist, hätte man darüber diskutieren können. Der Einwand, dass zu ungeschützten Geschlechtsverkehr aufgerufen wird, ist jedoch mehr als lächerlich. Schließlich singen Rammstein nirgendwo im Lied, dass nicht verhütet wird oder nicht verhütet werden soll. Das Thema wird nur einfach nicht erwähnt. Aus dem laut Rammstein dem Lied entgegengebrachten Einwand muss man aber schließen, es wird verlangt, dass nur ein solcher Liedtext ok gewesen wäre: „You’ve got a pussy / I have a dick / So, what’s the problem / Let’s do it quick / but with a gummi“

Frühere Rammstein-Texte waren inhaltlich nicht groß anders, wurden jedoch nicht indiziert. Auch in „Rein raus“ ging es um (nicht explizit als verhütet bezeichneten) Sex, „bück dich“ geht ebenfalls in die Richtung S/M. Was ist nun anders? Liegt es etwa wirklich, wie Rammstein indirekt behaupten, an der aktuellen Führung im Familienministerium? Was einige Fans von den Praktiken der Indizierung heutzutage halten, demonstriert folgender Kommentar recht gut, den ein Fan auf der Facebook-Seite Rammsteins hinterlassen hat: „Im Grunde muss man den Leuten ja sogar danken, denn eine Indizierung ist ja heutzutage nichts weiter als ein Gütezeichen. ‘Hier ist etwas, das nicht der Norm entspricht‘.“

Wie ich bereits erwähnte, steht die verfassungsrechtliche Grundlage für diese explizite Indizierung durchaus auf dünnen Eis. Ob jedoch Klage eingereicht wird, ist bislang unbekannt. Bis zu einem Urteil würden viele Monate vergehen. Im bereits weiter oben erwähnten (lesenswerten) BamS-Interview deutet der Rammstein-Keyboarder jedoch zumindest sein Unverständnis gegenüber dieser Auslegung von Artikel 5 an. Er sagt:

„Ich spreche darauf an, dass in der BRD angeblich Meinungsfreiheit herrscht. Aber wenn sie so aussieht, dass Nazis unbehelligt „Ausländer raus“ brüllen dürfen, aber unsere Platte hingegen aus dem Verkehr gezogen wird, dann sind wir nicht viel weitergekommen.“

Dieses Statement kann ich nur unterstreichen!

Vera Vision Sneak Peek--The Devil in Mrs. Jones

They always say Preacher’s Kids are the worst. Too bad “they” don’t know about the Preacher’s Wives. From sexing both men and women of the congregation to performing fellatio while their husbands are giving a sermon, they’re the reason for the classic porn, Devil in Miss Jones. Speaking of which…

Mrs. Sophia Jones was a well respected wife of Pastor Timothy Jones. They seemed like the opulent power couple: he had a great business selling real estate while she was a stay at-home mother who managed the family income. From outward appearances, they seemed like a great fit and many aspired to be just like them. But closed doors often kept many secrets and bitten tongues. Sophia and Timothy could not have been more sexually incompatible with each other.

Sophia blamed her naïveté for not sleeping with him before they married several years ago. It was right Christian thing every young holy woman should require of her husband. It was something Sophia regretted to this day. She wanted to experiment with different positions and he was perfectly content with boring-old missionary. If Sophia dared to get a little loud, Timothy would stop in the middle of the session. And oral sex? Not even a consideration. Sophia didn’t have to read the Bible to already know her husband was staunch against it. And for years, it was this way. Until, that is, she discovered vibrators.

The jack rabbit. The Hitachi. The Elise. The Pearl. There were so many to choose from and so many Sophia had worn out from overuse. Along with the vibrators, naturally came porn. Most of the storylines were laughable but Sophia knew she wasn’t watching it for Oscar contenders. The way the women sucked cocks; how the men ate pussies; the different positions, the sounds, the moans. With every porn she watched, the more Sophia wanted to try what she saw. But with who? Timothy wasn’t a consideration that was for sure. But his best friend, Deacon Steve Wells, was all the experimentation she needed.

Vote for Pussy!

The language of our culture seems to control us. That’s why Democrats & Republicans are always fighting to establish the terms of debates, choosing words that polling has suggested will influence thinking. But we can fight back! We can change language around in small ways. Here’s one: Redefine the slang word pussy to mean, “tough & cool” as in, “I’m a big fan of A-Rod. He’s pussy cool, man.”

This may be easier than you think! One way to help is to vote Thumbs Up for my definition of “pussy” that I have entered in UrbanDictionary.Com. It’s currently definition #49, nestled into the hundreds of offensive definitions that alleged people have submitted. It was in the 60’s a few days ago, so it’s moving up toward the top of the list as people vote thumbs up for it & thumbs down for the ones ahead of it. You can vote once per day.

Thank you for doing your part to improve the lives of kids in playgrounds everywhere. Soon, when a kid is called a pussy, he/she will take it as a compliment.

Porn Poem

Bad Things

Cock-hungry bitch
(cuntbuster)
We’ll fuck her brains out

pretty pink little body
dicklump-fuckhole
hairless little twat mound
Cuntface
Cocksucker
dick-drain
“stretched holes”

twatface cunt-hole slop-slut  piece of shit
Show us some pink
little whore
can’t get enough cock
big fat fuck hoses
fuckmeatl
thick
prick

be a good girl
little twat
slutpussy-cockhound
cockslut cunt

little pink nubs and pussylips
the fucklump twitched
bust your cherry
cockcrazy little bitch

A little gentle mouth action
Big fat fucker
drippy wet head
kiss his dick
prickslop leaking pisshole
fuckgoo pre-fuck fuckslim
kiss it all over
bitchface

juicy wet
cockbreath
lick the dick
good little cunt
swollowgag